There is nothing more patriotic than the Scum Parade! Join Karl, Vinnie, and Tell ‘Em Steve-Dave!’s Bryan Johnson for a stripped-down episode dedicated to the kind of scum only America can produce!

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https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15867943/Moment-family-plant-hair-childs-meal-pub.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark

https://www.courthousenews.com/california-father-pleads-guilty-to-dosing-children-with-psychedelic-mushrooms-federal-prosecutors-say/

https://metro.co.uk/2026/06/30/groomsman-shoots-two-wedding-row-eating-meatballs-hands-28982670/

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/gang-tattooed-penis-disabled-mans-37374707

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/libertyville-middle-school-teacher-charged-ai-students-child-pornography/

https://whereisthebuzz.com/louisiana-couple-arrested-on-dozens-of-bestiality-child-cruelty-charges/

https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/210803/indiana-dad-drowns-baby-bucket-laundry-detergent-teach-wife-lesson

https://www.wsmv.com/2026/07/02/franklin-soccer-coach-who-drugged-raped-boys-sentenced-more-than-three-decades-prison/

The score is currently Vinnie 2` – Karl 2 – Guest 4 

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After a month of Pride-themed creep categories, we’re throwing out the rules. One final wildcard matchup will decide who earns the dubious honor of being crowned the creepiest of them all. Karl and Vinnie will also bring you another edition of Karl’s Cop Cam, a fresh Scum Parade packed with the internet’s latest degenerates, and your voicemails.

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Anthrocon marks 20 years of bringing furries to Pittsburgh

‘Poodunnit’ solved after swimmer admits to defecating in UK pool at least 18 TIMES after police probe

Flint Twp. 7-year-old dies weighing 255 lbs.; parents charged with 2nd-degree murder | Crime | abc12.com

NY grandma likely poisoned, stabbed grandkids, daughter in murder-suicide: cops

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#258 Who Da Man? 

This week on The Creep Off, Karl & Vinnie continue their Pride Month celebration by tackling the biggest category of them all: Who Is the Creepiest “+”?

In this installment of Karl’s Cop Cam, we meet a non-binary indigenousness, anxiety and generational traumatized drunk driver! Oh Boy! Plus a brand-new scum parade, and most importantly Danni asks us to judge her bikini! 

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The score is currently Vinnie 1` – Karl 1 – Guest 4 

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This week on The Creep Off, Karl & Vinnie continue their Pride Month celebration by asking one very important question Who Is the Creepiest “T”? Which “T” will pass and claim the title? We’re joined by Mahalia to go over our new consequences before Vinnie spins the Wheel! We’ll also watch a brand-new edition of Karl’s Cop Cam and learn how the Lord works in mysterious ways in this week’s Scum Parade.

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God told me to do it:’ Woman jailed for allegedly throwing 10-month-old daughter out window

Louisville man arrested, accused of sexual acts with dog | Crime Reports | wdrb.com

Funeral director decapitated 92-year-old woman’s body, threw head into ravine

N.H. man accused of using gun to threaten woman into marriage

The score is currently Vinnie 0 – Karl 1 – Guest 4 

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Pride Month rolls on, and this week Karl & Vinnie are celebrating by nominating the Creepiest “G”! Who will earn this prestigious and completely unwanted title? We’ll be digging through another collection of all-around pieces of garbage to determine which “G” is the worst of them all! In this installment of Karl’s Cop Cam, we meet a teacher/wine enthusiast who needed more booze! In the Scum Parade, we meet an office hero who took a stand, an amateur magician and a reminder to keep your pets on a leash 

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South Carolina Detective Charged After Pulling Gun on Officer Over Fish in Microwave

Woman ‘smuggled full bottle of Pinot Grigio into prison inside her vagina’ – Daily Star

Man hurled boy down ravine after his dogs killed him: AG

Woman Gets 18 Years After Throwing Dynamite at Sleeping Boyfriend, Blowing Off His Hand 

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Pride Month is here, and Karl & Vinnie are celebrating the only way they know how—by asking one very important question: Who Is the Creepiest “L”? In this installment of Karl’s Cop Cam, we meet an expectant mother who terrorizes sex shops with her child in tow, and appears to have built quite an impressive collection of drugs and alcohol: In the Scum Parade, we learn why you should never cheap out on a casket, discover that cats don’t fly, and find out that sometimes it’s better to end a situation before it gets even worse.

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Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: 

https://nypost.com/2026/05/28/world-news/body-falls-out-of-bottom-of-casket-at-funeral-as-mourners-scream/

https://nypost.com/2026/05/31/us-news/cops-bust-creep-carrying-pet-fish-and-exposing-his-chimichanga-outside-florida-taco-bell/

https://www.nydailynews.com/2026/05/26/bronx-man-killed-cat-threw-window-prosecutors/

https://www.courier-journal.com/story/News/local/public-safety/2026/05/27/lmpd-shooting-kills-man-suspected-of-homeless-killing/90264396007/

The score is currently Vinnie 3` – Karl 4 – Guest 4 

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