This week Karl and Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest meth enthusiast: In WATC Patty C-Cups returns with a new show titled “Of Men & Monsters”: In the Scum Parade we find out why Japan can’t have nice things, we meet an accused rookie rapist and a fake new mother.

This week’s Scum Parade stories
Japan sushi chain limits conveyor belt use to orders after licking scandal – The Mainichi

Eagles’ Josh Sills forced woman to give him oral sex: police (nypost.com)

NJ man admits to hiring hitman to kill teen after sending explicit photos – New York Daily News (nydailynews.com)

Texas woman pleads guilty to killing friend and kidnapping her newborn baby to keep as her own | Truecrimedaily.com

This week Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest plumber: In WATC Karl reviews a podcast that has no business being in the true crime category: In the Scum Parade we meet a couple out on a very awkward first date, a Florida man who took down his Christmas decorations and the worst Mom ever. Read the stories below.

Florida man accused of hitting wife with Christmas tree after asked to help with dinner (fox35orlando.com)

West Virginia man accused of kidnapping and ‘burning’ woman with torch: police (yahoo.com)

Woman forced to have sex with violent stranger to save life of man she was out with on first date in Sunderland | Sunderland Echo

Mass. mom accused of fatally strangling 2 of her young children, trying to kill infant | Truecrimedaily.com

Join Karl & Vinnie as they make their nominations for creepiest senior citizen. In this week’s WATC Karl introduces us to a true crime podcaster who also happens to be a creep: In the Scum Parade we meet a pair of “hands off” parents, a couple that wanted to go out with a bang, and a man who became a cautionary tale on why you should always be nice to fast food workers. 

Read the stories here: 
Taco Bell customer falls violently ill after claiming order was laced with rat poison | Daily Mail Online

Wales: Obese teen ‘was found dead with maggots and flies on her body’ | Metro News

Police: Woman fatally shoots dying husband at Daytona Beach hospital, surrenders – WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

Central District of California | Pomona Man Who Worked at Group Homes Sentenced to Life in Prison for Producing Sexually Explicit Material of Disabled Children | United States Department of Justice

This week Karl & Vinnie hit the ice and make their picks for creepiest hockey player of all time: In WATC we meet a host who is legit pissed at everyone but herself: In the Scum Parade we have a Greek baby thrower, two enterprising teenagers and a newlywed with a missing head. Links for the stories below

Former Indiana councilman entered home and performed sex act (fox59.com)

Mother throws 11-month-old baby in river on New Year’s Eve (keeptalkinggreece.com)

Two Indonesian teens arrested for murder, trying to sell organs of a 10-year-old child | South China Morning Post (scmp.com)

Woman, 21, decapitated in Waller County allegedly by new husband: ‘parts and pieces were recovered’ (fox29.com)

This week Karl and Vinnie explore the world of people who think they know how to fix everyone else, Self-Help Gurus. We also make a big announcement for our patrons: In WATC we meet a true crime host who just can’t handle a negative review: In the Scum Parade we meet an employee clearly faking sick, the first baby thrower of the new year and a father who gave his entire community a valuable lesson read the stories here: 

This week Karl spins the wheel, the scoreboard is reset, and we start the new game with a wildcard round.

Check out the stories from this week’s Scum Parade here:
Texas man dressed as woman arrested for allegedly photographing women in bathroom, brandishing pepper ball gun (yahoo.com)

Palm Beach man, 41, impregnated a 13-year-old, cops say. He blames the rape on voodoo (yahoo.com)

Tadashi Kojima Charged with Kidnapping Utah Child (lawandcrime.com)

Man accused of trying to gouge out Utah bus driver’s eye because he’s Asian (yahoo.com)