This week, Karl and Vinnie live mas and make their nominations for creepiest Taco Bell Employee: Karl’s Cop Cam captures a smelly woman’s terrible attempt at fleeing the police: The Scum Parade features a set of young parents who know how to drive a hard bargain, a very sneaky inmate & a fake penis doctor! 

The score is currently Vinnie 0 – Karl 2, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winner

Check out the Scum Parade stories: 

Young Couple Allegedly Tried To Sell Baby For Six Pack Of Beer And Cash – Newsweek

Man busted for making child porn thanks to Zillow pics: Cops (lawandcrime.com)

Inmate crawled across jail intake to ‘rape’ woman: Sheriff (lawandcrime.com)

Wannabe surgeon, 36, performed penis enlargement ops without any training leaving customers with gruesome infections | The Sun

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This week, we officially kick off the round with a wildcard match. Karl & Vinnie are free to bring the worst scum they can find from any category. On Karl’s Cop Cam, we meet a very drunk woman who turns herself in to the police on the side of the road. This one is a first! The Scum Parade introduces us to a woman who can’t stop stealing her boyfriends’ dildos, a horny social studies teacher, and the world’s worst grandmother.

The score is currently Vinnie 0 – Karl 1, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winner

Check out the Scum Parade stories: 

Woman Again Busted For Dildo Battery | The Smoking Gun

Majorca police arrest German man after Grindr date leads to hospital visit for apple removal | Daily Star – Daily Star

Guilford County expert shares advice for parents after teacher accused of secret peeping (yahoo.com)

Woman admits to shooting infant granddaughter in the eye (lawandcrime.com)

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This week, Karl and Vinnie kick off a new round by nominating the creepiest high school football coach. Instead of a cop cam video, Karl surprises us all and reads us his report on Helga Mann’s book, “Little Red Book.” In the Scum Parade, we learn about a mysterious prankster in a dollar store, meet an unsuccessful canine Romeo, and encounter a man who made a cucumber disappear. And to top it all off, we spin the Wheel of Consequences twice for the very first time!

The score is currently Vinnie 0 – Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winner

Check out the Scum Parade stories: 

Candles filled with urine spill on 9-year-old at Indiana Dollar Tree (turnto10.com)

Man accused of trying to sexually assault dog (wfsb.com)

Man with cucumber wanted for performing sex act on himself in public in DC (dcnewsnow.com)

Former teacher and robotics team coach sentenced for secretly recording minors in bathrooms (truecrimenews.com)

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This week, Danni makes an exciting announcement, Vinnie is on game point and our hosts make their nominations for the creepiest car salesman of all time: In Karl’s Cop Cam we watch a young man get exactly what he deserves, and an Acura gets dented: The Scum Parade we meet a casket thief, an 11-year-old killer and a man who loved his grandmother

The score is currently Vinnie 4 – Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winner

Check out the Scum Parade stories: 

Las Vegas casket theft suspect ‘blacked out from drinking 6 beers’ (usatoday.com)

‘Depraved’ electrician watched customers in their homes on secretly installed cameras (yahoo.com)

11-year-old boy confessed to killing former mayor of a small Louisiana town and his daughter, police say (yahoo.com)

Carrollton Man Arrested, Charged with Rape and Incest of Elderly (hoodline.com)

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Karl & Vinnie are not laboring today, instead we bring our latest Dick-off! We joined Dick and Sean on the Dick Show for a scum parade!

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Check out the stories here: 
Man jailed for impersonating Miami Springs pizzeria, delivering disgusting pies, police say (local10.com)

Diving instructor caught on GoPro ‘masturbating’ above student under water – Daily Star

Massachusetts cop Matthew Farwell charged with strangling murder of pregnant woman Sandra Birchmore | Daily Mail Online

This week, Karl and Vinnie check under the hood and nominate the creepiest auto mechanic: In Karl’s Cop Cam we watch a woman lose her mind with a fire extinguisher in the Atlanta Airport: The Scum Parade meet a woman who made a fish disappear, and another woman who made a cat disappear and a man who’s trip to Burger King will cost him 140 years in prison. 

The score is currently Vinnie 2 – Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winner

Check out the Scum Parade stories: 
Ex-NFL player arrested after allegedly urinating on plane passenger – ESPN

Australian Woman Charged After Video of Her Engaging in Sexual Act with a Trout Goes Viral (ibtimes.sg)

Man pulled gun after Burger King worker wouldn’t accept drugs for payment (nypost.com)

Sick: Ohio Woman, 27, Killed and Ate Cat, Police Charge | The Smoking Gun

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