This week, Karl and Vinnie kick off a new round by nominating the creepiest high school football coach. Instead of a cop cam video, Karl surprises us all and reads us his report on Helga Mann’s book, “Little Red Book.” In the Scum Parade, we learn about a mysterious prankster in a dollar store, meet an unsuccessful canine Romeo, and encounter a man who made a cucumber disappear. And to top it all off, we spin the Wheel of Consequences twice for the very first time!

The score is currently Vinnie 0 – Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winner

Check out the Scum Parade stories: 

Candles filled with urine spill on 9-year-old at Indiana Dollar Tree (turnto10.com)

Man accused of trying to sexually assault dog (wfsb.com)

Man with cucumber wanted for performing sex act on himself in public in DC (dcnewsnow.com)

Former teacher and robotics team coach sentenced for secretly recording minors in bathrooms (truecrimenews.com)

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This week, Danni makes an exciting announcement, Vinnie is on game point and our hosts make their nominations for the creepiest car salesman of all time: In Karl’s Cop Cam we watch a young man get exactly what he deserves, and an Acura gets dented: The Scum Parade we meet a casket thief, an 11-year-old killer and a man who loved his grandmother

The score is currently Vinnie 4 – Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winner

Check out the Scum Parade stories: 

Las Vegas casket theft suspect ‘blacked out from drinking 6 beers’ (usatoday.com)

‘Depraved’ electrician watched customers in their homes on secretly installed cameras (yahoo.com)

11-year-old boy confessed to killing former mayor of a small Louisiana town and his daughter, police say (yahoo.com)

Carrollton Man Arrested, Charged with Rape and Incest of Elderly (hoodline.com)

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Karl & Vinnie are not laboring today, instead we bring our latest Dick-off! We joined Dick and Sean on the Dick Show for a scum parade!

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Check out the stories here: 
Man jailed for impersonating Miami Springs pizzeria, delivering disgusting pies, police say (local10.com)

Diving instructor caught on GoPro ‘masturbating’ above student under water – Daily Star

Massachusetts cop Matthew Farwell charged with strangling murder of pregnant woman Sandra Birchmore | Daily Mail Online

This week, Karl and Vinnie check under the hood and nominate the creepiest auto mechanic: In Karl’s Cop Cam we watch a woman lose her mind with a fire extinguisher in the Atlanta Airport: The Scum Parade meet a woman who made a fish disappear, and another woman who made a cat disappear and a man who’s trip to Burger King will cost him 140 years in prison. 

The score is currently Vinnie 2 – Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winner

Check out the Scum Parade stories: 
Ex-NFL player arrested after allegedly urinating on plane passenger – ESPN

Australian Woman Charged After Video of Her Engaging in Sexual Act with a Trout Goes Viral (ibtimes.sg)

Man pulled gun after Burger King worker wouldn’t accept drugs for payment (nypost.com)

Sick: Ohio Woman, 27, Killed and Ate Cat, Police Charge | The Smoking Gun

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Due to Vinnie having to fulfill his civic duty today we have a special hangover edition of the Creep-off: Karl’s Cop Cam captures a gentleman who really does not want the cops to look at his driver’s license: In today’s Scum Parade we meet some shameless Applebee’s patrons, a deaf proctologist and the worst son ever! 

Chicago woman arrested at Indiana Applebee’s after argument over ‘All You Can Eat’ deal: police (yahoo.com)

Florida doctor disciplined over patients screaming during coloscopies (usatoday.com)

Naked foreign man gored by cow after alleged sexual abuse | Thaiger (thethaiger.com)

Dad locks dehydrated toddler in hot car so he could have sex with prostitute – World News – Mirror Online

Florida man sentenced to life for killing man over dog poop screams at widow: ‘That’s why I killed him!’ (nbcnews.com)

Former Rochester police officer pleads guilty to raping 13-year-old girl (13wham.com)

Son breaks into mom’s home through dog door, kills her: Cops (lawandcrime.com)

The score is currently Vinnie 3 – Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winner

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This week, Karl and Vinnie dive into the murky waters of celebrity pasts, nominating their creepiest “has-beens.” Karl’s Cop Cam captures a cringe-worthy moment as a young woman crashes her car into a ditch and disappoints her dad in spectacular fashion: The Scum Parade delivers a group that enforced their rules with a pirate-themed punishment, two sisters who played with fire, and a cautionary tale as to why you never mess with the crips.

The score is currently Vinnie 2 – Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winner

Check out the Scum Parade stories: 

Fight over parking in handicapped space led to deadly shooting in Sarasota, court documents show (yahoo.com)

Three Arrested After Man Bound with Duct Tape and Thrown from Bridge (frontpagedetectives.com)

Mom who poisoned 4-year-old with Benadryl learns her fate (lawandcrime.com)

Tiakalya and Taquida Hendrix charged in deadly Rochester NY fire (democratandchronicle.com)

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